Legal Information

Your privacy is important to us. To better protect your privacy, we provide this notice explaining our online information practices, and the choices you can make about the way your information is collected and used. To make this notice easy to find, we make it available on every page — albeit in minuscule print.

Yadda, yadda, yadda. Who wants to read some long page — or worse, several pages, of legal gobbledygook? Gobble, gobble, gobble! All these things do is gobble up your time! They oughtta be illegal — do you actually take the time to read such junk? Yeah, I didn’t think so. We wouldn’t blame you for finding more joy in watching paint dry. Okay, so maybe my humor’s a little dry, but we’ll try to spice up what would ordinarily be a comma-inducing (huh?) drudgery. Got that? Now, time for me and my multiple personalities — the only legit reason for our use of “we”, “our”, and “us” (no hiding behind corporate “l33t” speak here) — to lay out the deets to you in a guaranteed easy-to-read way.

Terms Of Service

I — oops, I mean “we” — provide this site as a labor of love, to share with the world, our love for music, charts, and life stories. There is and never will be a charge to view the goods (you can breathe a sigh of relief if you want.) However, while we strive for complete accuracy in our content, errors may crop up occasionally (especially with regard to any third-party content I may link to or report on). As a result, I make no guarantee as to the reliability or merchantability of any content — SMACK! Excuse me, while I kill the part of me daring to lace this beautiful work of art with legasleaze jargon…okay now, where was I? Oh yeah, I forgot again, it’s “we”. Let’s continue, shall we?

By accessing our site, you agree to a few simple conditions:

By accessing our site, you also acknowledge (and where applicable, agree to abide by) the following:

External Linking Policy

Throughout the site, and especially in the External Links section, we link to outside Web sites. We do this to encourage exploration beyond the content we have to offer (because we know our stuff may get boring — yawn). The nature of the World Wide Web, anyway, lies in the “Web” part of the name — it was designed to become a web of interconnected resources (blah blah blah). So, every time we link to an external site, we contribute to that ever-growing web — yay. Now, our hope is that external content we link to benefits you in some way, adding meaningfully to that web; however, we make no guarantee about any external site’s relevance, nor do we assume any responsibility for any external site’s content. Another part of the Web’s nature is its tendency toward change — sometimes a link works today, but fails tomorrow. Or links may remain valid, but the content moves and/or disappears. Consequently, we will try to keep up with the ever-changing Web, by verifying our links every so often, and adding/removing/editing them as we deem necessary. If you stumble upon a broken or otherwise incorrect link, however, we would greatly appreciate if you contact us and let us know, so that we may take appropriate action. A few final points we want to make (you still awake there?):

Monetization Policy

In the future, we may run third-party ads, to try to make a quick buck. We will expand this section if and when that time comes. Until then, this space is left intentionally blank. Oh, wait — maybe it’s my mind that’s drawing a blank…d’oh! Not again…

The future is here! As of March 2013, I, Anthony Martinez, am now a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com.

I am also a member of the iTunes affiliate program, but to the best of my knowledge, I’m not required to declare a statement like I did in my previous sentence regarding Amazon, ha. Nevertheless, I do believe in disclosing such details. Please note that now and in the future, I may incorporate third-party links from which I may earn commissions from any qualifying purchases you make. My use of such links will not affect my opinions or views of any products or other content I’m discussing or reviewing, however.

Site Usage Policy

This policy is quite simple. Don’t do anything dumb or illegal, okay? Try to hack into the site or take it offline, and me and my gang will take your head offline, permanently. Okay, like we could ever do that for real, but still, use some decent common sense. Nearly everything is traceable online — I will hunt down those who do evil, with my axe and two .38’s. Aside from that, have a good time, and enjoy the site. Although, if you choose to comment (yay!), there are more rules to follow below.

Commenting Policy

Site Disclaimers

This page last updated July 26, 2013.